Mommy's been bloggitized.

Mommy: I shoulda sent you to an all-girl school, or maybe a nunnery......

me: ... So I'd kill myself instead?

Jesus, I hate women.

Mommy: At least you'd be concentrating on your studies in between killing the bitches that are PMSing.

me: Hahahaha, killing bitches.... I loves my mommy.

Mommy: <3

My mommy talks about killing bitches. She'd SO TOTALLY fit in here.